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DUDE!! (300 Post!)

Eatonlynch
Eatonlynch • 241 followers

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Dude, she called you awkward! Oh hell no hold my turtle!
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Dude, she called you short! Oh hell no lift me up!
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Dude, she called you a thief! Oh hell no hold her purse!
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Dude, she called you a slut! Oh hell no hold my pregnancy test!
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Dude, she called you high on marijuana! Oh hell no take my unicorn for a stroll!
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Dude, she just called you lazy. Go tell her im not!
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Dude, she just called you a perv! Oh thats it hold my binoculars!
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DUDE! She just called you Sexy! OH HELL NO! HOLD MY- wait.. what??! Here, hold my shirt...
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Dude, she just called you a ninja ..... Dude! Where are you?
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Dude, she called you blind! OH HELL NO, WHERE IS SHE!
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Dude, she just called you... I DON'T CARE WHAT SHE CALLED ME!!!! No I mean on the phone- you have one missed call -_-
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#absurdist #comedy #general #internet-humor #meme-culture
Eatonlynch

@Eatonlynch

Hi I'm 11 and Please follow me for jokes,poems,story and quotes .(the person in the picture is my little brother)And I also like G.A.A and tennis and sometimes soccer and love reading - Daniel

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