(By @naaviie and @Dovahkiin)
Sunlight splits into glitter,
Over the taste of something bitter.
Not a feeling, not a word.
Something that's quite frankly absurd.
Like a top hat on a lion.
Or hippo in a tie-dyed shirt.
Not even a subjected iron
to a table's terrible flirt.
It comes thundering over a watery horizon,
Calamitous as a herd of wild bison.
Giant razor teeth and oozy orange warts.
Somehow infecting your very thoughts.
A wing dips in the water, he splutters and snorts.
Wriggling around in his Hawaiian shorts.
A terrible excuse for a beast.
Diabolical at the very least!
Only one true talent he did possess.
The ability to make a mind digress.
He's a drugged draconian dragon driving drunk,
All striped up like a rock'n'roll skunk.
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