In my poems entitled 'bikini vets' I was in no way implying that vets are evil owl killing perverts intent on world domination! In No way is that true! However I have it on great authority that the females do wear bikinis under there white coats and are very hot! Thankyou.
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@naaviie prove it! Where's Oscar been since that pic on your shoulder? He didn't turn up for mouse catch practice last week! ππ
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