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Confidential Poem

Please don't read this poem.
It's only meant for me.
Just move along now.
There's nothing here to see.

Besides, I bet you'd rather,
Not go out of your way.
So put the poem down now
and slowly back away.

Hey, STOP READING!
That isn't very nice.
I've asked you once politely.
Don't make me ask you twice.

This poem is private.
Do not read one more line.
Hey! This is one more!
This isn't yours; it's mine.

You're breaking the law,
You really have to stop.
If you don't quit right now.
I swear I'll call a cop.

He'll put you into handcuffs,
And lock you in jail.
I'll make sure you stay there,
Until you're old and frail.

And it'll be all because you read this,
instead of having fun.
It's too late now, amigo;
the poem's already done.

All rights reserved. Klaire™ January 13 2013

Klaire

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Comments & Feedback (17)

👏👏😊👍 love it!

@BethyBoo Thank you! 😊😘✨

Excellent 👏👏😃

@glen Thanks Glen! ☺❤😘

@BethyBoo @glen Thanks for the RPs guys! ☺😘✨

Awesome👏👏

Brilliant! 👏👏 Very clever. 👍❤😘

@leelee101 @Stablish Thank you guys! And @leelee101 Thanks for the RP! 😘

Oh yeah, thanks for the repost too. @Stablish Sorry I didn't see it on my news. :/

Cleverly done...I read to the end, am I in trouble now?....oh wait...it's the police...😜😜😜🚓🚓🚓🚓

@misslittleDHP See, I told you... 😂😂😜🚓🚓

That was a fun read it had me laughing the whole way through

@FriendToAnimals Thank you very much! 😘😊

You're welcome :)

Oops.. Shouldn't have done that...

@winningwizard The police are coming right now... 🚓🚓🚓 😂😂

Argh!? 🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓 goddamnit!

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