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“There are no stupid questions”
Speakers like to say
When they know full well that people ask
Stupid questions every day

“What time is the ten o’clock meeting?”
“Did you cut your hair?”
“How much is the five dollar special?”
“What’s the diameter of a square?”

“There are no stupid questions”
Speakers say this all day long
Which only inspires the audience
To prove that they are wrong.

Eatonlynch

@Eatonlynch

Hi I'm 11 and Please follow me for jokes,poems,story and quotes .(the person in the picture is my little brother)And I also like G.A.A and tennis and sometimes soccer and love reading - Daniel

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