The Opuss Of Stuff

If you are looking for a well structured opuss, don't read this!
Basically, this is a collection of thoughts, jokes and quotes. It will probably be quite short though :)
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Britney Spears
Britney Spears who?
Britney Spears.
You've already said that.
OOPS, I did it again!
'When you were little, a cardboard box could be a million and fifteen things' -Me x
One Day is such an awesome book!
'I'm just keeping it real' -Shiraz Bailey Wood, from the 'Diary of a chav' series.
That moment when you realise you are wrong in an argument, but you keep arguing!
The moment when someone tells you a joke, they burst out laughing, and you just sit there with an utterly straight face.