Well, Sunday evening and time to announce the winner of the "Jack Sprat" fill in the blanks challenge.
Quite an easy task for me as the only entrant was Lee with "Jack Sprat Trims The Fat"!
Over to you Lee if you dare
( but I think we're flogging a dead horse here - could always sell it to Tesco I suppose).
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@TheCodsPollocks haha! Quite the easy win eh? Thanks Jimmy mate. I think I'll give it a shot, see how it goes. Thanks again mate πππ»
With the web version I'm looking to add a special page that shows the current competitions. Might make it easier.
@sb2uk ahh now that's an idea. Having said that the interest in the competitions varies doesn't it? We'll give this another shot but your single competition page is a good idea. ππ
@sjw @eddie12309 @crowncottage @minxyMolly. Many thanks for the reposts guys - love you all ππ
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