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Have You?

Have you ever been chased by a pony and given it the slip?
Have you ever had a big night and woke up in a skip?

Have you ever been told you look like the queen?
Have you ever got home and forgot where you've been?

Have you ever sniffed the face of an elderly man?
Are you useless at running but convinced that you can?

Can you remember your name and address?
Could you climb a slightly steep hill just to impress?

None of these things matter whether you have or you aren't
Just everybody remember there's no such word as can't

gazplend

@gazplend

30 something,Staffordshire, England, never judge a cover by its book.

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Comments & Feedback (14)

❤❤ love this one gaz! I gotta do the skip one soon 😂👍

Love it!! :) x

Great message! My dad has always told me this 😊😘xx

@minxyMolly no you haven't!!! Just stick to the can't bit lsm! Thankyou ❤😘

@sammielee46 thanks Sam! 😊😘

@sjw and so have I! 😊 Thankyou babe 😘xx

My nan always told me that! 😹😹❤

@carolsgregory so your saying I'm like a grandma?? 😝😘

😹😹😹🙀lmao! X

Never done anything of the sort. Really. Truly. (don't listen to the small purple furry people, they always tell naughty lies....) 🐙 👀

@MrsS Caroline you are so delightfully strange! 😂 Thankyou ❤😘💐

Think this is my mantra !

@originalkitten yes I thought so! 😊😘

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