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Cocktails

Oh cocktails
How I love you so

Fizz pop
Pleasuring my taste buds
Fruity goodness
Sweet and delightful
Could drink you all night

Oh cocktails
How I love you so

Pineapple plantation
Your rum warms my throat
Pineapple tingles my tongue
Licking my lips at the last sip

Oh cocktails
How I love you so

Walk in the tropics
My goodness you please
All the way down
Soothing my inner self

Oh cocktails
How I love you so

Alabama mama
Sweet banana liquor
You tipped me over the edge
Gone...gone...gone...

Oh cocktails
How I love you so

Zombie
Well, you sure turned me into one
Fuzzy head
Don't make sense
But you my zombie friend, was worth it

Oh cocktails
How I love you so

Apparently I like to write shit poems about alcohol when I'm half cut. Thank god for autocorrect!

becominghuman

@becominghuman

Writing under the shadows of the night.

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Fabulous! Need me a cocktail now...

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