I know a Miss who was on the piss
Quaffing loads of cider
Headhurty surely in the post
With all that booze inside her
Me, I'm fine, I drank my wine
Then washed it down with tea
I didn't need the headhurt
For today I'm a busy bee
Can you peel your head from off your bed
Does it hurt to blink
The answer is quite simple
Less apple juice I think!
So while it's true, both me and you
May have an achy brain
And it was a school night!
Perhaps we should abstain...
Don't be daft...
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I've had a bit too much. Of booze and food and such. Now I find. I am consigned. To Monday morning's touch. Hope it don't last long. Just feel oh so wrong. My body's saying. For Sunday you're paying.
Dinner yesterday was at the in-laws place Mrs Lee proceeded to get off her face Her and our hostess are best friends alright But not too much for me for 'tis a school night It started off fine, a...
There's a head shaped hole on top of my neck, Oh wait, That is my head, But why must it be so painful. Why, oh why, oh why. Ow.
Oh cocktails How I love you so Fizz pop Pleasuring my taste buds Fruity goodness Sweet and delightful Could drink you all night Oh cocktails How I love you so Pineapple plantation Your rum...
You make me feel like everything will be okay. That you are here for me whatever time of the day. The feeling is mutual. My fun loving friend. Even if you do drive me round the bend.
@sjw Don't think you can threaten me with Bob I deal with him every day in my job.
Just a bit of fun inspired by@PoppyA Offside Rules. Football crazy. Football mad. Footy on the telly. Footy on the pad. Footy in the paper. Footy in the pub. Footy on the radio. Footy in the tub.
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