For @naaviie
I'm a hic spider,
hic and black,
With 8 long legs,
And a pack on my back,
I crept in the D-Den,
To hic hidden attic door,
And I drank all your cider,
As I hiccup, wanting more,
Turns out I'm a spider,
Who, when I'm hic drunk,
Just wants to spend the night,
And hic in a bunk,
Within a vat of some hobgoblin here,
This hic drunk spider,
Wants more hic beer.
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