Gone All Skew-Wiff!

I'm feeling rather random,
Not wanting to be 'right'

My OCDs are hiding,
I think Koalas bite!

Oops, there I go -RANDOM,
What's happening to me?

I just can't understand it,
Temporary Insanity will be my plea...

So if I give you a 'Thank You',
Or leave a comment on your post,
Don't expect some flowers, chocs or kisses from this host!

'Cause randomness is calling,
Tonight I shall give in.

Your virtual gift's more likely to be
An octopus, or a snowman with a chicken!

Random random random...
I'm too straight, too exact, usually.
- I think I've broken my brain!
It's had enough of being me.

I'll sleep it off now, get some rest,
And tomorrow, as straight as an arrow, I will be!