Time spent in the shower

@eddie12309

Oh Er Mrs

24 is the hours I felt ill yesterday 6 is the number if pills to try and make the pain go away 5 is the number of miles I'm about to run 10 is the probably the number of times I'll be saying no to...

@sara_lou

Never Ending Fun!

Day one has been and gone I survived the day So's to say Caffeine has been my best friend I don't want the caffeine rush to end Broke my new rule in less than 8 hours... Brought work home...

@gazplend

Angelic Devil

There's an angel in my heart and a devil in my head. Want to say rude things but it's happiness I spread. Sometimes I want to shout and spit nasty words.

@maeheleneflynmolly

Normal

Don't get me wrong I'm normal, In every single way, I'm not a celebrity I'm no model, but I'm just Mae.

@rayleen43

What is happening to this body of mine. The hair on my head has gone really fine. But on my top lip the hair is so thick I look like Freddie mercury Get me a shaver quick.

@PoppyA

I look in the mirror, I do not smile, Getting ready this morning, Is gonna take a while, I run around like I'm under attack, A cuppa tea should take care of that.

@chy

Procrastination ©

I really wanted to write a poem today on procrastination it's really my sin. I always make good to do lists but the deadlines I keep moving.

@HeatherAnne

Lost The Plot.

I wish I was engaged to Opuss, We'd get on without a fuss. No domestic issues, Then Opuss, I'd never miss you. We care for each other dearly, And so I ask sincerely: Can I marry this paw print app.