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Oh Er Mrs

24 is the hours I felt ill yesterday
6 is the number if pills to try and make the pain go away

5 is the number of miles I'm about to run
10 is the probably the number of times I'll be saying no to my son!

5 cups of tea today I will enjoy
0 is the times I'll say hello to Roy

23 is my favourite number of all time
But above all today I'm ranked 69!

eddie12309

@eddie12309

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Comments & Feedback (6)

How naughty! 😜 feel better soon!

@naaviie thank you☺

Witty piece and really clever how you brought that to the final conclusion! Congratulations & enjoy a whole day at least of '69!😳😉😘

@Fly10 thank you. But don't think I could manage a whole day of it!😜

Ha! A woman after my own heart😉

@eddie12309 63 today better, not quite the same though... :)

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