I wish I was engaged to Opuss,
We'd get on without a fuss!
No domestic issues,
Then Opuss, I'd never miss you!
We care for each other dearly,
And so I ask sincerely:
Can I marry this paw print app?
Oh dear. Maybe I need a nap.
I appear to have lost the plot.
I do this quite a lot.
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Comments & Feedback (29)
The big question is.................. Do me and @jacoo get to be bridesmaids/the dude version of a bridesmaid??
@katielou @HeatherAnne I'll hurt you Heather. Why can't I be bridesman, or whatever it's called? Also, won't Thor be jealous?
@jacooo bitch please. You can't hurt me. Besides, it's my wedding. You're priest. And no, I'm already committed to Thor. Opuss is on the side.
Ha ha...you have a funny five minutes my sweet...brought on. From sleep deprivation??...a funny poem :):):):)
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