I wish i was a teabag so i could stay at home all day,
And talk to other teabags
In a teabag sort of way.
l'd like to be a teabag and. lay in a little box and never have to wash my face or change my dirty socks.
l'd like to be a teabag,
An Earl Grey one perhaps,
And doze all day and lay around with other Earl Grey kind of chaps.
l wouldn't have to do a thing a little life of bliss,
Except that once in all my life i'd slip on past your thirsty lips.
Co written with @stablish
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