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Teabag

I wish i was a teabag so i could stay at home all day,
And talk to other teabags
In a teabag sort of way.

l'd like to be a teabag and. lay in a little box and never have to wash my face or change my dirty socks.

l'd like to be a teabag,
An Earl Grey one perhaps,
And doze all day and lay around with other Earl Grey kind of chaps.

l wouldn't have to do a thing a little life of bliss,
Except that once in all my life i'd slip on past your thirsty lips.

Co written with @stablish

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Comments & Feedback (10)

I would say good poem but I helped a bit so can't really.

Nice one

@OdinsFist cheers we did have a laugh doing it

@damoambrose I wouldn't mind being a tea bag if that was what it would be like ๐Ÿ˜œ

@OdinsFist it would be pretty good now all this talk of tea has left me wonting a cup

@damoambrose @Stablish good stuff gents, but I'm afraid it's not a limerick! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜Š

@leelee101 lol, I did say to him all the others look fairly short what did the challenge say. Oh well not to worry buddy. All good funโ˜•๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ‘

@Stablish of course! Still a goodie bro ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

@leelee101 cheers mate if we have time while we're at work tomorrow evenings we'll give a limerick a go

Oh this is great!! :) made my day indeed. ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘

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