Law Of The Lurg

When you have a cold there is one rule to follow,
It's a fashion that we've sported since the time of sleepy hollow
It's a look that requires us to sit on our a#*se
With a long white screwed up tissue moustache.
A genius invention for catching green jelly,
That Let's face it would otherwise be in your belly.
But Be careful as its also a weapon no doubt as when we sneeze the moustache shoots out!