My first poem written at school- many,many years ago and read fast to the tune of "baggy trousers" by Madness lol
People walking down the street,
dirty socks and smelly feet,
old tramp shuffling feet on the ground ,
making such a disgusting sound.
Go to a disco, dance all night,
shoes are really getting tight,
shoes are crunching all my toes,
I have to go and pick my nose.
Somebody makes a crude remark,
Ugh, she's done a stinky fart,
no ,it isn't it's her feet,
gosh,cor blimey , how they reek!
You see my feet, they smelled so bad,
I had a problem, it's so sad,
odour eaters, they smell so nice,
I listened to, everyone's advice!
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