I use teabags made in China
Because there are none finer
But Indian tea
Just as good for me
I drink it when I'm in a diner
Then there's the teabag from Wales
Which needs a boost to its sales
It's colour, you see
And its ferocity
Are why at a breakfast, it fails
Is there an Italian bag?
Nah, they like to brag
About their coffee
That brew's not for me
In fact it just makes me gag
So if you were to ask me
Your good old buddy LeeLee
I'm a bit of a buff
On tea. So, enough!
Just hand me that box of PG...
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