Angelic Devil

@Eatonlynch

Time spent in the shower

25% -- Daydreaming. 25% -- Building up courage to turn off water and step into cold air. 20% -- Turing in a circle to maintain even hot water distribution.

@oushie12

My Name

Everywhere I go these days, My name keeps popping up. Vera this and Vera that...people just shut up.

@eddie12309

Oh Er Mrs

24 is the hours I felt ill yesterday 6 is the number if pills to try and make the pain go away 5 is the number of miles I'm about to run 10 is the probably the number of times I'll be saying no to...

@HeatherAnne

Lost The Plot.

I wish I was engaged to Opuss, We'd get on without a fuss. No domestic issues, Then Opuss, I'd never miss you. We care for each other dearly, And so I ask sincerely: Can I marry this paw print app.

@rayleen43

What is happening to this body of mine. The hair on my head has gone really fine. But on my top lip the hair is so thick I look like Freddie mercury Get me a shaver quick.

@damoambrose

There's A Fight Between My Head And Heart

Every day. every night. between my head and my heart. there's a fight. My head says to go. my heart says to stay. what should i do. this isn't the way. My head says to hate. my heart says never.

@chy

Procrastination ©

I really wanted to write a poem today on procrastination it's really my sin. I always make good to do lists but the deadlines I keep moving.

@nesecool

Oh Crap

I have homework due in tomorrow. At precisely 11o'clock. I'm sitting in front of my laptop. But I'm having a mental block. It should have been done weeks ago. And handed in complete.