I just came up with a form of transport that is going to revolutionise how we get from point A to point B.
This staggeringly simple concept is totally green.
It is good for on and off road.
No need for ugly petrol/diesel stops that rip you off and cause endless strife.
Fuel is abundant and mostly free.
I'm gonna call it a horse.
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As you slide down the Bannister of life, be aware you're gonna pick up a few splinters in the arse along the way.
Dear Jimmy, nice quiff by the way Not sure Opussians agree with all that you say Perhaps the content is not to your taste But there's more to life than writing about your own man paste I read that...
Hello everyone we need your help. It's unfair the cards some of us are dealt. The struggles we go through everyday. Just for people to say. 'Look at that freak'. 'Their a right geek'.
Dear Mr Grammar Nazi, Please leave me alone?. All this worrying about my text, Has made me lose a stone.
Half the people you know are below average. 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
I've decided to become the pope, I'm sure I'll get voted in. I think I'll change the world and make supporting Arsenal a sin. Condoms for everyone, I think it's about time.
I just saw a sign on some obvious steps that said 'steps' and had a diagonal arrow to show you that the steps would facilitate an 'upward and forward' journey. Do we really need this.
So iv been getting a lot of stick, For writing things that make others feel thick. So here's a poem that they can relate to, Not that I'm aiming this at any of the opuss crew.
Condition-well used but very good Plenty of power under the hood 3 previous uncarefull owners 3 previous persistent moaners Accelerates hard and fast Strong and Built to last.
@braydenbosch that's kind of you to say. Honestly it is. You keep your shit wired I like your style.
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