I've decided to become the pope, I'm sure I'll get voted in
I think I'll change the world and make supporting Arsenal a sin
Condoms for everyone, I think it's about time
Now I've just got to figure out how to turn water into wine
I'll get driven around, in a sort of bullet proof milk float
Then preach a load of bullshit, hey don't forget to vote
I'll take the church into a new era, I'm after money and fame
Hold on a minute, this all sounds very much the same
I want to be different, I might wear black instead of white
I'll modernize the church as its really pretty shite
I'll get rid of all the priests and replace them with fit sexy birds
Put a doorman on the church, your not getting in if your a nerd
Lets make church fun, with sexy girls and lots of dance
Vote Glen for pope, come on, just give me a chance....
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Comments & Feedback (9)
Forget the Arsenal part for a start, I'm glad you've changed your profile photo, that was giving mental pain😣
How about an age restriction? It might hamper indoctrination, but would go some way in rooting out sick priests.. Oh and mixed species marriages are a must 🐴🐮 🐬🐳
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