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Oooh... Pick Me! PICK ME!!...

Okay then, Hands up who's sick of dreadful arses thinking they are worth listening to? Myself not included, obviously.

This morning on the news... The Government's Behaviour Tsar (Really? Can I be Emperor of Cheese? I didn't even realise that there were royal positions up for grabs like this - I have been missing out all this time!) was on *GMTV with better sofas (Daybreak) this morning suggesting that schools wouldn't have behaviour problems if there were rules. Really? Dang shit! Why did schools never cotton on to this? It seems so obvious now! A rule of 'Don't Stab' could help reduce stabbings. The possibilities are endless... 'Don't punch people', 'Don't take a shit on the teacher's desk', 'Don't get a 12 year old pregnant', 'Don't do crack in maths', and so on... These whinging teachers just didn't THINK!

Suggestions for other Government Royal Positions and the insightful suggestions they might vomit out to us plebs to enhance our lives with their blinding wisdom are warmly welcomed...

*UK Breakfast TV

charlesthepig

@charlesthepig

Writing first novel, 'A Dead Pig Called Charles', and occasional musician, ranty blogger and tweeter (@charlesthepig). www.charlesthepig.com

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Can I be minister for chavs? I'll dust of my 80's shellsuit if I can!

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