Once, the idiots were just the fools gawping in through the windows. Now they've entered the building. You can hear them everywhere. They use the word "cool". It is their favourite word. The idiot does not think about what it is saying. Thinking is rubbish. And rubbish isn't cool. Stuff & shit is cool. The idiots are self-regarding consumer slaves, oblivious to the paradox of their uniform individuality. They sculpt their hair to casual perfection, they wear their waistbands below their balls, they babble into hand-held twit machines about that cool email of the woman being bummed by a wolf. Their cool friend made it. He's an idiot too. Welcome to the age of stupidity. Hail to the rise of the idiots.
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Comments & Feedback (8)
I know what your saying, and I agree on the most part. It seems a little naive to make this assumption of all youth though, since some of us can be very nice =] even if we do use gramatical sybols to display our affection.
@linkigi wasn't aimed at a age group at all. Just general idiots. Unfortunately your own assumption of this has led you to believe that the 'youth' are idiots :-/
Okay fair enough. I did note that you had'nt meantioned a specific age range and maybe I am at fualt. I suppose I assosiate myself with 'Stuff and Shit' and the rest with youth. I suppose it just felt implied, but nevertheless, It is well written. =]
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