You're driving a pink car
It has a fluffy tax disc
What happened to 'things don't matter'?
Who cares 'What Katie Did Next'?
'The Only Way Is Essex' actually has viewers... Why do they care?
People who can't sing making a career from being a gimmick in a singing competition.
What. The. Fuck?
People who hate the police and call them scum, guess what?
Don't break the law and they don't treat you badly!
Use your common sense.
Stop putting material things at the top of your priorities.
Eat well and do a little exercise and you will lose weight, there is no secret celebrity diet.
Have a passion.
Have a hobby that doesn't involve the TV or alcohol.
Rant over.
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