Read All About It!

Have you reached the sports pages
Bitter and sick of the overpaid wages?
Overplayed in stages
Staged scenes in phases?
Overrated celebrity underachievers
Read about a 5 minutes of fame believer?

Are you a page 3 wishful thinker?
Implanted twisted news story reader?
The Sun, The Times or The Independent won?
Bullshit sells but not if you buy none
Internet news feed
YouTube hits weekly

A free magazine full of adverts
The News Of The Word pervert
Perverted justice and tapped calls
Politician who denies it all
An ego trip to be seen and heard
A comic strip hero with no words
Photoshop touch me up first
Exploitation and fame hungry turds
Shit sells and more bullshit swells
PR company spies with fake alibis
The editor in chief
The chief whipped thief
Paparazzi feed on hot spicy Pepperami
A picture paints a thousand words
Words written in poisoned verse
A curse like a sex mad Abi Titmus nurse

Take a look in The Mirror
Bullshit appears clearer
Don't take it all to heart
It's fake pretend "art"
Artistically bipolar with OCD
Autistic reporter with a PHD fatality

Buy into all the lies
Economy on the rise
Society bullshited crimes
War torn or political porn?
Pawn in a fame game?
Fake fame is lame!
Who's at blame?
Suck it up and let out a fart
Blame a video game lagging from the start
Hold the press, pause, think, restart
Bloody ink all over my hands
Political greed and poisoned plans
Financial tyranny and a bank bailout that's grand
Economical crisis in another foreign land

Credit where credit is due: my 5 minutes of fame reference is inspired by a quote by Andy Warhol. The picture paints a thousand words is another famous quote but cannot remember who said it!! (any ideas??)