Talk Show Hosts

Welcome to the number one shows!

Meet the hosts with the most!

Jeremy Kyle

Go on stage with his painted smile

Jerry Springer

Can't hide the laughs he will bring ya'

Or Maury

He loves playing judge and jury!

So many other hosts
Guest like spit roasts,
They can give you more
Show you the door,
DNA tests
As the comedian jests.

'Talk to me
I'll make the world see,
How messed up you are
Five minute fame will make you go far
I'm perfect and great someone
No one in society will ever hate.'

They can tell you how to act
Behave and how to react,
Because lets face it
There perfectly full of s**t!
Because they don't lie
Their perfect so no need to try.

They don't take drugs
They don't do crime or thugs,
Don't gamble, there far too rich
They don't curse or say bad words like b***h,
Welcome to Britain's number one shows!
Where stardoms the key, cameras glow!

Welcome to the number one shows!
The talk show hosts with the most!
That boast!
Let's give them a toast!
Cheers for their guest spit roasts!