A sonnet I wrote in December 2011; for school
BMW's have ugly grille plates;
I want to smash them all with a crow-bar;
People who drive them are the ones I hate,
BMW are horrible cars,
Though car magazines give them good reviews,
Many people would rather drive a Merc,
To executives they would be good news,
Dangerously driving their way to work,
Drivers often can't see the light of day,
Nothing makes me sicker than an X5;
To be honest, most people feel this way,
This car is one that many wouldn't drive.
Why some would want a BMW,
Is beyond me and you!
~
Anyway, my teacher must have liked this crappy poem; she gave it a B...
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