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18+ .. Btw this flicks from a view similar to mine; to a satirical viewpoint from perspective of others.. And some places in between, but on the whole it's rambling nonsense....

Come gather round, watch me play,
I'm like Jeremy Kyle on a very bad day.
A colosseum of cluster fucks,
Reminding me how life sucks.
Woe'is me and more's the pity,
Pass the ijobby I'm feeling shitty.
Society going to pot,
Community spirit left to rot.
Far off in foreign lands,
Innocent blood soaks baking sands.
Kids see parents beheaded,
Fighting to live when nerves are shredded.
On our fine shores where we live to fight,
Self administered jeopardy brings about delight.
The walls of our decrepit churches come tumbling down,
Propaganda burns the tears of a thorned crown clown.
The next messiah approaches his second coming,
Miracle birth by two married men bumming.
A new meaning for up shit creek,
Perverted bishops spanking the meek.
Corruption lies at every door,
Population wanting more,
Politicians whoring laws,
Young dying without cause.

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Comments & Feedback (15)

Alot of great strong lines here that hits a nerve ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

@sarahgamal thanks belle.. It kinda just spilled out without a plan, but I think there's a message in there somewhere ๐Ÿ˜‰

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Merci buckets @sammielee46

The miracle birth.... ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‚

@leelee101 how ironic that virgin birth would be ๐Ÿ˜‰

@Burrfoot how painful more like! Leave the lube where it is Sidney, something's coming out the other way... ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

@leelee101 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ it would be a big ole ass in that stable

@Burrfoot ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ let's move on now shall we fella? ๐Ÿ‘

@leelee101 my butt busting inurendos are exhausted

@Burrfoot probably for the best mate! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘

@leelee101 tell me u saw the spelling of innuendo...

@Burrfoot of course, I'm not asleep yet mate! Close though... I'm watching Firefox on ITV4. I can't believe I'm watching Firefox on ITV4. Oh the high life...๐Ÿ˜‚โ˜•

@leelee101 ๐Ÿ˜‚ is that the clint Eastwood film? 80s quality!! I'm giving myself an aneurism watching question time ๐Ÿ˜‚

@Burrfoot ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ nah sod that. I need the cream of British thesps doing god awful Russian accents coupled with waaaaay over the top hammy acting. Kenneth Colley, take a bow...more ham than 6 pigs! ๐Ÿท But I love Clint's stuff so I couldn't resist. 10 more minutes and I'm pissing off to bed so I'll say night Burr. Here's a nightcap for you. ๐Ÿปโ˜• take your pick ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

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