6 September 2012
I just walked into the hotel door I'm sure it said push when I was here before The beefeater doorman laughed a lot Said I should of given him a tip or had I forgot.
£1:50 for a small bottle of warm water This little convenience store isn't convenient anymore but he has a cute daughter £1 for a packet of Walkers crisps They not even a grab bag but what really takes the piss Is that I'm half way through and just checked the date 3 weeks past the best before end don't taste too great
I'm being stitched right up today Karma catching up with me I'd say Dunno what I've done to deserve this crap Best I get myself home and put my feet up with a nap
So up yours London and screw you too I'll probably set fire to my balls on the BBQ Get food poisoning and be sick all night But at least I can have a beer and pretend London's alright
London Rant (3) • Opuss № I