19 July 2012
In an unusual husky accent "she" said "Someone's stolen my bag" Unsure I replied "here take a drag on this fag" "You taking the piss" I think "she" said Slapping me round my head "No! Take a fag and I'll find your bag" Again I got a bitching slap "You hit hard for a girl" I snapped!
"I think you need a fag, I'm a guy dressed in drag and I've lost a bag" She was a he or was he a she? Blimey the drugs and booze were good
"I'm sorry I was wrong, I mistook you for a woman" He/she replied "Daves my name and I do this drag for a laugh I have a wife and 3 kids if you'd asked"
"Jesus Christ is that you Dave?" I asked chocking on my fag "Yes it's me you nutter, Dave from number eight! So, have you seen the wife's bag cos I'm late?" "Er...No...Mate, I haven't (what the fuck?)" These drugs got me halucinating, I'm off me bloody nut!!!
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Don't do drugs kids they mess up your mind, judgment and friendships Lmfao ;-)
Having A Fag • Opuss № I