28 June 2012
Warning swear words and stuff!
Ipuss battle rap round 1 ;-)
Oh no the little kitty cat thinks she's a wolf Ipuss stomping around with her overgrown hoofs Get back in your cage little pussy Your too fluffy and cuddly Your not outside my door You're moulting on your floor Pulling out your matted hair Crying and screaming life ain't fair You want to challenge me to a dare? Ok, let's go, as if I care, my rhymes are just too rare
Bitch you sure you just rolled over on your back Paws in the air; you squeak when you speak You know I'm the alpha male - the leader of the pack You named me, now you blame me Bitch please it's such a pity you don't see I'm the big McDaddie pimp rapper and you're in defeat Come back again in a week You just can't compete
Little kiddie rap brat challenged me You think I'm going to play nicely? Oh no it's that time of the month: pmt Damn you chat shit with your OCD
Well I just don't give a fuck And you're all out of luck What you've had enough? Bitch I've just started and I do play rough If you can't handle it than that's just tough
You're just too cute tho So I won't dent your fragile ego Little wolf cub on the prowl You giving up and throwing in the towl? oh no not just now, oh well anyhow run away with your tail between your legs curled up into your little ball yet? I'm the alpha male so don't mess with me again Purrr and grrrr cos neither him nor her can win a round and take my crown Bitch sit your sorry ass back down Haha you know I'm just messing around
Ipuss Battle Rap(1) • Opuss № I