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Preacher of Hate

Warning! Anti religious content which may offend some.

Dear president David Cameron
(Is it president or prime minister? I always get it wrong)
My solicitors have advised me you are moving me on
But I believe this is now the country where I do belong.

You accuse me of being a terrorist
To my mind, with very little evidence
My solicitor and I continue our protest
Your nation knows of me due to your own twisted national press

I know your rules on human rights
You've locked me up to keep me out of sight
I'm going to use your rules to make you pay
I'm dubbed a preacher and a few listen to what I say
Now your judges want to extradite me to the USA
But they will make my life hell each day

You claim to have freedom of speech
But you're not happy with the language that I speak
We all know that your rules are weak
Your prisons are hotels and I get peaceful sleep

I have cost your tax payers millions for my lengthy stay
To clothe, feed and keep me clean and healthy each day
The Americans will abuse me in Guantanamo bay
Please I beg you, listen to what I, the "hate preacher" has to say
I'm rehabilitated and no longer face the east to pray
I'm now a converted Christian and have faith in the west's ways

If you need proof just ask the Archbishop of Canterbury as he knows my fears
I have been confessing to him for many years
He says his god always forgets and forgives
Those that have sinned then beg on their knees

P.S. I consider changing my name by deed poll to George Smith
In honour of your patron saint and my new faith
My new faith in your god, so please let me stay
Come on, give me another chance, what do you say?

smellyfingers

@smellyfingers

Asking lots of questions and thinking through the ones that are unanswered!! Kik: smellyfingers soundcloud: www.soundcloud.com/smellyfingers

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Interesting, thank you.

Yes it's prime minister babe (which I'm sure you know) πŸ‘

Btw well said 😘

@secret you're welcome

@sjw lol it's supposed to be ironic babe! I wrote it as if he knows the rules of the land, wants to stay here, converted to Christianity ect but don't know if we are led by a president or prime minister. Lol. Reason? Cos a lot of illegal immigrants and others who flirt with the rules know them better than the average man on the street. Obviously it's tongue in cheek with perhaps some truths β˜ΊπŸ˜œπŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹

That is so true babe don't worry I for

So true babe! And it is very ironic I have very little clue about my rights as a British citizen 😱😘

@sjw you will know when/if you need to tho babe, it's the way life works! Example of what I mean? What car do you drive? I bet you notice more of them now you own that type of car, probably never noticed as many before. It's a sub conscious thing, we all see stuff but it don't register lol also power of suggestion, we just need a trigger to wake us up to notice stuff our brains take in, totem pole, so if I say red ford focus you may see more of them especially if I continue to suggest red ford focus in a subtle way, pictures, music, words ect. Now, ever get a feeling you are brainwashed? Maybe that's cos you don't need to know facts about your civil rights cos you live an ok life and not effected by your rights? When you are effected you may know more about totem poles. Hahaha Derren Brown uses this stuff cos it's mind tricks and when used well they work especially if you read my comments about totem poles πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œπŸ‘πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹

Btw I don't know my rights but do I really need to right now? Nope, not yet Lmfao πŸ’‹

That is sooo true lmao..it's that whole subliminal message thing, I'll watch out for those totem poles πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜˜

Yep everything has a meaning babe, if your paranoid such as I, at times, you can find a meaning in anything, some things have more layers and depth and our minds can only process so much and we take what we want from situations.......kinda like when "talking" to a bloke, you may find he don't listen to your every word and picks up certain "key" words until you get pissed off and row then he suddenly remembers, or not. We all get distracted, football, fit women, shoes, cars, tv ect and another thing about tv culture, isn't it funny how web tv was invented it was a novelty and a vocal point in households, now we sit and get hypnotised by it and can't speak when eastenders is on, funny old world isn't it babe πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œβ˜ΊπŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹

Wish more people would actually think about things like you instead of just believing what they are told is the gospel truth ( ironic pun intended!). πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

@TheCodsPollocks lol thanks mate, some just need a nudge while others need a "bitch slap" to wake them up lol πŸ»πŸ»πŸ‘

Yes it is and I totally agree with@TheCodsPollocks I don't even think a bitch slap would work on some people lol πŸ˜˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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