London Rant (2)

So I have landed here in Knightsbridge
A place for the rich Arabs, Russians and other business tits
Luxury kept ladies doing a late lunch to my right
Someone's not happy with the service cos her cappuccino is £5 and she's too tight

Left is the casino and ahead is the French embassy
£3:60 p/hour to park is just killing me
Today I've parked outside 2 embassies and earlier drove past Mi5
The CCTV operators must think I'm a terrorist or a Russian spy

I'm considering buying a used wheel chair
To see if I can get into the Olympics for a dare
I'll tell them my name is Uri pissinoff
A Russian Paralympic and my pass is lost
Maybe I'll win some kind of medal at last
From speaking "Russian" when the CCTV operator asks

Could be my five minutes of fame
A non Russian, non disabled, gold winner with a funny name
At least I'll get to drive down an Olympic lane
But probably in the back of a police van