Reality T.V.....?

".....And that concludes tonight's programme of events at the BB-SEE.
We do hope you enjoyed todays schedule.
We will resume broadcasting again tomorrow at 6:30am.
We shall now leave you with this short piece of music.
Good night world"

(generic BB-SEE intro)

"Shhhhhh!! yeah, ain't nobody here,
we now have the air waves to ourselves and its past the watershed, mwahahahahaha"

"listen.......
Why are we living in a world full of pretentious dicks,
Who rush around getting their kicks?
Head in their asses trying to please themselves.
What about the rest of us who breathe in polluted gases,
masked in shallow smiles?
Constantly told not to do this, that or the other.
What about the earth, our mother?
Teenage mothers on the run,
Running from 1 night stands to come.
Madness it would seem, is not such a bad thing.
Thing is tho, madmen are running this scene - Damn right fucking mean.
Do they actually care about the hungry?
Fuck no, all they care about is taking our money"
"Young man, there's enough oxygen for everyone - they can eat that"
"What the fuck?? How's that gonna feed and fill them up"
"We don't give a damn, young man, you know nothing about us........."

".....I'm sorry, we seem to be having some transmission difficulties at the BB-SEE this evening, please bare with us....."

"Oi, Fuck off, we got something to say, mate, (damn this bloody technology)..."

"So as I was saying.....where was I? Er, oh yeah, so, apprently maths is the universal language.
So why can't they just see,
that 1 life dying unnecessarily,
just isn't good enough when all they want is me?

"Oi Mr, my pitbull staffie half breed, wants to play with you."
"Excuse me!! Don't be racist young man"
"Nah, your getting it twisted mate,
You with the EDL or another brotherhood?
your overrated membership must be upto no good?
We got our own brethren fighting to free their names.
Our streets are writhe with shit they blame all on you,
stand up, don't be a fool....."

"..........I'm sorry Ladies & Gentleman the BB-SEE seems to have been hacked by an annonymous group known as chavs....."

( outtro to Rule Britania)