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Timmy Stew

Oh what me gwan do
Me forgot me chickin for da stew
Me only gots me rice and peeeeeas
Ma man him won't be best pleased

Oh what me gwan do
Me gots a haaard choice ta chose
Me gwanna use a cat for me meeeeeat
Ma man him won't be hungry for a week

So now me knows whats me gwan do
Me gwanna kill me airy likkle Timmy boos
Me gwanna marinade him in da fridge
Ma man him don't be knowing what's in him

Oh me a big mamma cookin me chickin
Me recipe be a secret hush hush ting
Me gwanna buy me a new kitty cat
So ma man won't be suspectin nutin bad

Oh me knows what me gwanna do
Me gwanna go on Dragons Den for me food
Me gwanna be a millionaire like Levi Roots
Ma man him lurves me exotic Timmy stew

Please note: no actual cats were hurt in the inspiration for this piece Lmfao ;-)

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Genius. And the dialect was amazing. Lovin this.

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You crazy dude!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

I guess you mean not "hurt" instead of "hard". Made me giggle, me gwanna repost πŸ™€

Lol πŸ˜‚

@wolfie hehehe thanks mate! I had some weird vision of a big mamma singing and dancing in a kitchen, big Caribbean style pots boiling over........I know I should get out more often πŸ’ŠπŸ»πŸ»πŸ‘β˜Ί

@sjw Lmfao this a follow of to the other style I wrote a while ago, couldn't get the style out me head πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’‹

@MrsS Hahahaha why thank you hun, very nice of you! Mwah πŸ’‹

@smellyfingers exactly the image. This is my Opuss of the week

@redfae ooooopsie me gwan done big mistake, me sooo tiered and its late lol thanks babe and good to see you posting again babes mwah πŸ’‹

@pthasse β˜ΊπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘

@wolfie Hahahaha thanks mate. This could be the new "where's my phone, where's my keys?" Song?? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚β˜ΊπŸ‘

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