Oh what me gwan do
Me forgot me chickin for da stew
Me only gots me rice and peeeeeas
Ma man him won't be best pleased
Oh what me gwan do
Me gots a haaard choice ta chose
Me gwanna use a cat for me meeeeeat
Ma man him won't be hungry for a week
So now me knows whats me gwan do
Me gwanna kill me airy likkle Timmy boos
Me gwanna marinade him in da fridge
Ma man him don't be knowing what's in him
Oh me a big mamma cookin me chickin
Me recipe be a secret hush hush ting
Me gwanna buy me a new kitty cat
So ma man won't be suspectin nutin bad
Oh me knows what me gwanna do
Me gwanna go on Dragons Den for me food
Me gwanna be a millionaire like Levi Roots
Ma man him lurves me exotic Timmy stew
Please note: no actual cats were hurt in the inspiration for this piece Lmfao ;-)
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