Nigel the cannibal was short on food
He found himself in quite a mood
Couldn't bring himself to kill a living soul
But being a cannibal he couldn't eat cheese roll
Only surviving on small animals he found
Creeping up on them not making a sound
But it was the taste of a human he really did crave
Could he really do it? Was he that brave?
Then one day he tried some chicken from birds eye
And let out a long happy satisfied sigh
This was the closest thing to human flesh
Chicken dippers from the oven so nice and fresh!
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