Joke

mpallister24 • 287 followers

Four men were stranded on a desert island. One of them died. They were all very hungry, so they decided to eat parts of the dead mans body. They ate the parts for the football team they supported. The man who supported Hartlepool ate the heart, the man who supported Liverpool ate the liver. The man who supported Arsenal decided he wasn't hungry anymore.

#cannibalism #dark-humor #football-culture #general #survival

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