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Watership Down Under

It was sticky in the bush, for Pablo and his mates. Bouncing around with the kangaroos and challenging turtles to race.

Now things where pretty bonza, for Pablo, Mixxy and Titch. They loved it in the outback, and the food was pretty rich.

They weren't the only bunnies who lived in the great outdoors. You may think I exaggerate, but blimey mate, there's scores!

It was a warm November day, whilst hopping in the sun. When Pablo turned to Titch and said: "Hey look Mixxy's having fun!"

Titch turned round to take a look, and then said with a shout: "I don't think that he's having fun, poor Mixxy's freaking out!".

The pair just stood and starred at him as his hopped about on his head, and soon after he started to foam at the mouth, poor Mixxy dropped down dead.

Titch turned to Pablo astonished, and said: "Oh man, that's just great!. There's something going on here, we better get out of here mate!"

"Lets see if we can get some of the others to come too! It's just not safe to stick around, what do you reckon blue?".

So it was decided, to gather who they could, and find another place to live, somewhere like Farthing Wood.

They assembled in the morning, just as it was getting light. Pablo, Titch and four others, had made their plans through the night.

It would be a grand adventure, they would be forever friends.
Though sadly for our Rabbits, this is where their story ends.

"What you got in the bag Mick?"

"Ay you won't believe this mate! I'd gone down to catch some yabbies with my big net down the lake."
"And there where these six rabbits, all walking in a line.
I'm glad I had me net with me mate, got em all at the same time!".

"Mate that's bloody ripper! So, now what you gonna do?"

"Well first I'm gonna skin em, then I'm making Rabbit stew".

Weirdwolf

@Weirdwolf

Random Ramblings of Brandon Wolf

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@HeatherAnne 🐰

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ oh mate that is priceless.... 🐰🍲 for all....πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ»

Poor bunnies...but they do make a cracking stew πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ΄πŸ΄πŸ΄

Love it but so sad. But then again, I cried at Bambi last time I saw it😝

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I refuse to 'like' our of principle. Poor bunnies.

Haha brilliant! I wonder what the 'bright eyes' song could be for this...

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