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Me Likkle Girly

smellyfingers
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Big up ya self me likkle girly
You gots me pee pee rising up all early
Me woke up singin wid da birdies
She gots me screaming and da neighbours heard me

Me likke girly gwan off to Jamaica
She booked erself a private villa
She book me no ticket so I'm gwan killa
Me take woman's ticket to Jamaica, me be at her villa, me be da winner

Me gwan bump 'n' grind
Wid da girlies me find
Me wont be back dis time
Me be in Jamaica out me mind

Me be at da wicked hedonism
Da likkle girlies love me and me gwan give it to dem
Me be like living it up in da heaven
But it's ten o'clock now and me plane leaves at eleven

Shit what me gwan do
Me girly dead now and me screwed
Me hear da police sirens and me gwan poo
Me gwan to jail now for dis song me sing for you

#caribbean #crime-narrative #dark-humor #general #unreliable-narrator
smellyfingers

@smellyfingers

Asking lots of questions and thinking through the ones that are unanswered!! Kik: smellyfingers soundcloud: www.soundcloud.com/smellyfingers

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Comments & Feedback (12)

smellyfingers
smellyfingers
Sep 7, 2012 at 3:28 PM

Hahahaha yes I've lost the plot!! I'm off to snort some mud!! Have a great weekend people!! Big up yaselfs!! ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ‘ฏ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

leelee101
leelee101
Sep 7, 2012 at 3:34 PM

@smellyfingers ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ I shall try to rescue your plot over the weekend bruv! ๐Ÿ˜‚ no guarantees tho... Have a good 'un mate! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿป๐Ÿป๐Ÿป๐Ÿป

sjw
sjw
Sep 7, 2012 at 3:43 PM

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚lmfao! I'm still laughing wa gwannin..you nutter ๐Ÿ‘โค๐Ÿ˜˜

smellyfingers
smellyfingers
Sep 7, 2012 at 3:57 PM

@leelee101 for real? Check me plot for me marbles innit bruv, me lost dem too ya!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ you too mate ๐Ÿป๐Ÿป๐Ÿป๐Ÿป

smellyfingers
smellyfingers
Sep 7, 2012 at 3:59 PM

@sjw hehehehe you know dat tho me is off me nut nut!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ˜˜

misslittleDHP
misslittleDHP
Sep 7, 2012 at 4:41 PM

Yoooz da man!!....brilliant Hun ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜

naaviie
naaviie
Sep 7, 2012 at 4:47 PM

This is horrible and insane - what is going on in your head! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜‚ here come the white coats ๐Ÿš“๐Ÿš’๐Ÿš‘๐Ÿš€

smellyfingers
smellyfingers
Sep 7, 2012 at 4:52 PM

@misslittleDHP I iz a man ya and you be a woman mmmmm ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜

smellyfingers
smellyfingers
Sep 7, 2012 at 4:54 PM

@naaviie horrible??? Insane yeah but horrible?? ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ white coat people give me lots of ๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š and ๐Ÿ’‰ ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜˜

naaviie
naaviie
Sep 7, 2012 at 5:14 PM

Perhaps I read it wrong! He killed her or did she just die? ๐Ÿ˜ณ not horribly written btw! Have some ๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’‰

smellyfingers
smellyfingers
Sep 7, 2012 at 5:25 PM

@naaviie oh I see!! Yes he killed her cos she didn't book him a ticket to Jamaica but the cops come cos he missed the flight and siinging this song in jail now......see crime doesn't pay!! Lol mmmmm medication thanks ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜

Fly10
Fly10
Sep 7, 2012 at 10:53 PM

This is mental! Bloody funny though ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚x

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