28 August 2012
I started to wave my wand around Back and forth and up and down As I began to shake it in my hand It started to make a loud beeping sound
My excitement got the better of me And I nearly dribbled out a little wee As I dropped down onto my knees I dug away to see what it could be
Treasure? Gold? An ancient coin? Maybe a jewl encrusted cloth to cover a kings loins? Digging away to see what the hell it is Finally found out its just a bake bean tin lid
Bloody hell I thought I was rich Like that dude who found that Saxon treasure in a farmers ditch Oh well I guess I will just keep on trying Waving my wand around till it bleeps and excitedly seeing what's underground hiding.
Waving My Wand Around • Opuss № I