3 March 2013
Another old one written on 14th May 2012 lol
He wandered into town Where peasants were all around. On the steps of the church Was where he would perch Yes he watched the world go by. Farmers and children Women and pilgrims All hurrying quickly around. He waited till night For her to come into sight Then he followed her into the saloon, Up on stage she would be very soon. Some outlaws and cowboys Loose women and doubters All came to see her wonderful show. When the curtain was raised The audience was amazed As she began to strip of her clothes, Within her mouth she kept a red rose. She worked this rowdy room As the band played their happy tune. Then she did catch his wandering eyes As she was wriggling on by. Without hesitation She left an invitation He smiled as she left him her rose. He finished up his drink But he didn't really think As the sheriff was sat by his side. He got up to leave But the law man was peed 'cos he was in his private seat. So, at dawn they did meet And she came out to see Who would win her heart. So with 10 paces at dawn They turned on the lawn Then they both remembered that she was in fact a guy. They had just pulled their triggers As she sat and sniggered When both fell down on their sides.
Wild West Willy • Opuss № I