10 June 2012
After a brief respite in Laziville Where Jon Bon and Elton John Have now got over having the runs And the rest of the crazies have recharged from being all lazy Our friendly train driver Wonky Bill has taken us into the mean streets to help a new hero in Gotham City
While the others sleep in their cabins Dreaming of fairytales with Blu dragons I take a touristy walk around this place I pass a few shops with a smile upon my face A huge billboard displays some flying mice Slogan says "If mice could fly then tyranny would die." Then I heard a loud petrified scream I ran off in the direction and there in front of me Was a figure with an unusual face He laughed with a little dance around the place He was the Joker and said, "hey I know who you are, You're that Smelly dude from Opussia." Then I heard a cute "miaow" and turned to my left; Cat-Woman adorned in tight leather, oh yes! She continued, "Puuuurrrr your quite cute, Forget the Joker he's a horrible brute." Smiling I asked for her number I said don't expect a call but maybe if I remember KAPOW!! KABOOM!! POW!! Batman and Robin arrived now Joker looked a little bit worried They had a little comic book fight Catwoman said, "I think I'll call it a night." We strolled back to her home I kissed her cheek and said, "mmm maybe I will phone, But for now I must leave you my dear I have a train to catch, maybe I'll be back in a year."
Approaching the train Wonky Bill said "where have you been?" I replied, "Dude where in Gotham I spent the night with Cat-Woman." He just shook his eyes and sighed And told me to hurry and get inside.
Next stop? No idea......over to you crazy lot!! Lol :-)
Craziville - Gotham Night Cap • Opuss № I