20 May 2012
Warning swear words and religious insults. All in good humour and fun. If this may offend you, don't read. Simples!
All the little goblins gathered up the poo Grown ups wondered if they really do Because no one human actually knew So this is the secrets I'll share here with you.
The poo travels up special shutes To the goblin God of doggie doo doos Oh how this god really loves it Being full of so much dog shit Now this goblin god is like no other For he's still a goblin like his brothers A god yes, but he never suffers From the poos seeked by his brethren lovers.
So this goblin god who smells pretty bad Is very happy, yes he's very glad For all the poos he's ever had As it's fuel for his very special ship And he cannot travel without his poo hits Yes he travels the goblin worlds Spreading fumes and poo poo smells But it's only to fertilise the flowers That grown in the great goblin's towers.
He really should write a book About all the doggie poo he took. But now the goblin god's secret is out About the mysterious dog poo poos whereabouts So tell it to all your friends, What the goblin God of poo intends And this is where the mystery ends?
Thank you @weirdwolf lol ;-)
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