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I have no home to call my own
The open road is where I roam
But this road is coming to an end
I have found some land and pitched up my tent

I am now the king of my own castle
Eyes go round and the police give me hassle
I have a white flag waving in peace
Claiming squatters rights on the A27 Brighton to Lewes

Now I have been issued a court order
Bailiffs are here with a local news reporter
But I have no known fixed abode
Except for this roundabout on this polluted noisy road

I hitchhike and a policeman gives me a ride
He says he has a room for me that'll do just fine
Locked up in Bellmarsh with a paranoid banker who is serving life

So this is my one and only crime
Living on a worthless bit of land that wasn't mine
My cell mate cries each and every night
But I'll know I'll be out in 1,458 days time

smellyfingers

@smellyfingers

Asking lots of questions and thinking through the ones that are unanswered!! Kik: smellyfingers soundcloud: www.soundcloud.com/smellyfingers

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Excellent Hun!πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜˜πŸ˜‰

@michga thank you babe 😘

You're writing bloody well today mate πŸ‘πŸ‘ awesome πŸ‘πŸ»

@leelee101 making up for lost time mate lol. Thanks tho appreciate it 🍻🍻

Love this one! As a hippy with dreams of travelling around in a camper van this appeals to the wanderer within me ☺

@Irrational_Kimmi me too which is why I have a driving job as it appeals to that side of me. I too have them camper can travelling dreams but mine involve lots of naked women and peanut butter 😁😜😍😘

@smellyfingers ooh mine too! Except I don't like peanut butter...πŸ˜‰πŸ˜πŸ˜˜

@Irrational_Kimmi hahaha we can try a different spread everyday if ya like?? Strawberry jam, chocolate, ect but I can't and will not do marmite 😁😱

@smellyfingers if it can be Nutella I'm there πŸ˜πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹

@smellyfingers and I hate marmite πŸ’€

@Irrational_Kimmi of course but what are your feelings on white and brown nuttella?? And have you tried marshmallow type jam......crazy stuff, I mean how are you ment to toast marshmallows in an open fire if it comes as a bloody jam?? Grrr

@smellyfingers you mean marshmallow fluff?! It's only the greatest invention on modern times. The iPod can shove it, give the Nobel prize to the inventor of Marshmallow Fluff πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜‚

@Irrational_Kimmi Hahahaha is that what it's called?? Well if you recommend it I'm gonna buy it and get my self high!! Hahaha 😜😘

@smellyfingers and it's for spreading on toast, not for any campfire shenanigans 😍😜😘

Superb Hun πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

Really brought it all to life I mean unused land won't hurt to be camped on!

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