4 October 2012
We are told that mans existence can be traced right back to Africa. We are also told that we evolved out from the sea when the continents were much closer. Apparently we was some kind of fish type salamander A boney limb type leg and feet flippered creature. We are also told that every human shares at least 1 DNA strand which is why we are all so similar Apparently our closest relatives in the animal kingdom are primates with chimpanzees being approx 99% the same as us which just makes me wonder.....
Only a few reasons why a species would leave its natural habitat in my mind: Food, under threat, breeding, curiosity, natural disaster, maybe other reasons I can't seem to find Eventually we evolved and found the forests after many years time So, one section needed a rest and decided to climb? While some others said we ain't got no proper food and continued to explore the land and discovered the edge of the forest line? Some found shelter in caves as the baking sun was turning them blind? They evolved a pelvis, hips, flat feet and got off their arses onto their rear hinds
A cousin from the trees popped round for a ceremony and some advice Left some sticks behind and the caveman thought "these look nice" He rubbed them together and burnt his hands to his surprise He tripped over the kids rock toys and his meat fell into the fire, twice He couldn't be arsed to catch another animal thrice So he took his burnt cooked meat and took a big bite
The following year and a new ceremony with the estranged in-laws who offered vines, berries, leafs, ticks and mites for free They wanted their sticks back but caveman didn't agree So they returned back to their familiar trees never to be invited again into the caveman's territory Caveman evolved and explored the world with greed He forgot all about his cousins stuck alone in the forest trees Until Charles Darwin went on a journey and said "That monkey looks just like me"
Evolutionary Theory?? • Opuss № I