13 June 2012
The wedding party was in full flow Captain Jack was drunk again (yeah I know) Elton and Jon Bon was on fine form @naaviie danced with Aslan and their new born @weirdwolf and @leelee101 swung from the chandeliers @Delilah sung karaoke with Sheldon - everyone clapped and cheered Baby Blu breathed and set fire to the marquee @IndiaSparrow laughed all merrily @eliza was at the free bar canning the gin and tonic in a can @stablish and @wolfie was devising a plan They let off fireworks down at the lake Cat-woman turned up bitter and late @RichWithey and @sjw started a food fight @MrAlex and @ipuss agreed it was a funny sight Wonky Bill and his Ugly wife chatted to Thomas The Tank Engine til past midnight @crowncottage finally introduced us to the legend that is Tom May @PoppyA wore the same dress as @redfae @gazplend performed his new granddaddy rap The cast of Toy Story all clapped The Watership Down bunnies ate all the wedding flowers Repunzal told @ckahn how she escaped from her tower @TheViolator arrived on his motorbike All night he entertained with his dirty jokes @Fly10 and @misslittleDHP went for a skinny dip @Puffy1980 and @RichWithey wrote a poem and fell a kip @melody told everybody that something wasn't quite right @sojo gave him a beer and they danced with the Gingerbread Man all night @Kivihe sent a postcard from Far Far Away land @seamonster watched on all quiet Taking notes at this right royal riot
The bride and groom said goodbye and shook everyone's hand They were off on their honeymoon In a horse and carriage somewhere past Button Moon.
Craziville - The Royal Wedding Party • Opuss № I