6 September 2012
Sign outside the sports cafe Says kids eat free so I'll try a blag I wonder if they will accept I'm only thirteen? I'll take everything on the menu if it's free Man on the door won't believe me Apparently you have to be under thirteen with a paying adult for kids to eat free
Siting here in this traffic Really gets me agitated Foreign food violates my nose Ice cream seller yells out he's closed
On the far corner of Trafalgar Square What's with the golden boy on the rocking horse chair? Is this some kind of joke I don't understand? Oh no the Mayor of London's putting on a show It's called BT London Live (maybe ET will show up and Boris can go home) Something to do with the Olympics Merchandise stalls with prices that are pathetic I edge my way slowly round the bends Turn off for the Strand as my sat nav crashes again
Pass all the foreigners cueing at the theatres and booking in at the Waldorf Hotel It's been a long day as if you can't tell Arriving at my destination at Bush House on Aldwych next to the Australian embassy Two more jobs left and then it's home time for me
Off to a posh hotel on Knightsbridge Bloody sat nav wants to take me back on the Strand, Trafalgar Square, Piccadilly - I don't bloody believe it Might get arrested if Boris is on the stage Cos I'll bib and call him a twit to brighten up my long day Borrow ET's phone cos I'm gonna be late Tell the mrs the BBQ will have to wait
London Rant (1) • Opuss № I