Warning!! Adult sexual content
Fasten up your nut sack lad you're in for a wild ride
Hold onto my waist and fill me deep inside
(Surprised look of horror.)
Don't hesitate to bite my skin
I'll scratch and rip at yours
That's it! What? Stick it deeper in
Now do me hard upon this floor
(Carpet burns.)
What was that? I felt you explode!
You useless bloody git
I guess I should have known
To just use my trusty rabbit
(Dented ego.)
Poor lad got swallowed up
Like a gold fish in the sea
Thought he hit the jackpot
The night he pulled Madam Fifi
(Lesson learned.)
A rabbit is more satisfying than a gold fish!
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