The Mark Of Sin

@Burrfoot

Cuppa

I've used the same teabag daily Since nineteen ninety three It's shrivelled and old Covered in mould But still makes a great cup of tea #household.

@Nom

Fingernail Tea

There once was a man from Delhi Who was picking tealeaves merrily While clipping his nails In his basket they fell Fancy fingernail teabags for tea. #household All rights reserved.

@crazyfrog

Mug Dipping

#household Dunk me in a cosy mug, Get me out with a lil' tug. Then sip and gulp, Mash me to a pulp, Until inside you're warm and snug..

@mpallister24

Teabag

That tea bag of mine Treated like a living thing Is never used ever Just a waste Tea- the king #household.

@littleone

Emotional Tea

There was once bag of tea, Who was by chance me. I dip and dunk, Get tossed in junk, I have feelings; do you see #household.

@Burrfoot

☕

There was young man from Tralee Who used a strainer to make his cup of tea Fed up with the bits That got on his t*** Now a teabag is best he agrees #household.

@Burrfoot

A man suffering from Delhi belly Whose doctor prescribed herbal tea Had to call it quits 'Cos teabags gave him sh*** Now he's suffering from luminous pee #household.

@Burrfoot

Green

Most nights I like a quick toke Makes me laugh at any joke But with grass full of seeds Teabags and tea leaves Too often I splutter and choke. #household.